Tane McClure
Nude

If a woman’s breasts are bigger than average, lighter than air, and visible often enough, she will find that she has very little need to speak. All she needs to do is take in a sharp huff of breath, bust the buttons on her blouse, point her stacks at what she wants, and all the hetero-blooded males in the vicinity will be cutting one another’s throats to be the first to bring it to her. Superstardom, in a trashy, sexploitative vein, seems to be what the loudly and clearly expressive body of Tané McClure wanted, and a list of more than three dozen movies highlighting her high-riding Himalayas is what she got. Plus, aside from revelatory rounds in Lap Dancing (1995), Stripshow (1996), and Bare Deception (2000), she was tapped to be Reese Witherspoon‘s mom in Legally Blonde (2001). Born in Los Angeles, California, to a father who was an actor, Tané got started in the entertainment biz at a young age. She made a cameo appearance on her daddy’s Western TV series The Virginian (1962) when she was just five years old. Raised in Hawaii, Tané later moved to California, where she started singing in a Latin jazz band when she was seventeen. She eventually headed back to her hometown of Los Angeles, where she appeared bare-breasted in flicks like Zombie Death House (1987), Death Spa (1988), Shadow Hours (2000), Illicit Dreams (1997), and Bare Deception (2000). It’s been a minute since she has stripped for the camera, but no matter what, Ms. McClure is McSexy!